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Monday, April 17, 2006

Shouts and Hellos to PLAYBOY

PLAYBOY. What the hell is on your mind if you heard that word? Let me guess, in the middle of the hot riotous situation overwhelm media headlines yelling loudly from every corner around you-- newspaper, radio, TV news, infotainment, talk show and even as a pick up line to start a conversation to a girl who sit next to you on the bus—the first thing on your mind would be a hot and sweat-able magazine that offers you *especially you guys who have testosterones and still normally adore sexy chick instead of French kissing Brad Pitt* undressed hot sexy babe posed sensually with her protruding lips to make her lips looked fuller and sharp seeing eyes full of lust watching you straight ahead as if she was trying to tell you that she’s ready to “eat” you unmercifully until you knocked out by your own dirty and wild fantasy.

Well, when the rumors blew in the air said that Playboy is going to be published in Indonesia (and now it’s already well done!)-- without saying whether I was pro or contra either to Front Pembela Islam and other parties who tried to banned the realization because of pornography as the main reason or even the parties who sincerely agreed the publishing with their mind set concept of ‘art sake’ and entertainment *No, I don’t want to talk about that, let yourselves figure out on which party I stand*–- the single thing on my mind was my condolence from my deepest heart as a human who was born with a female gender. Until now on, my condolence still sadly adhered on me involving my self interpretation on seeing the insanity of this world.
It might be sounds cliché or worse of it, it might be sounds exaggerating. But here on my blog, I’d like to say this subjectively with my personal thought cause I surely do sure that you guys have your own opinion on this since everything in the world turned to be something that we couldn’t afford to see objectively *if it does, of course there will be no war, controversy and pro-contra!*.

PLAYBOY
. Okay, what’s wrong with that? Well, I don’t mean to be a provocateur or an innocent kid who pretend to be innocent, but honestly this controversial and sensational magazine covered up with red color and Andhara Early posed --okay let me say: politely-- close up on it has made me really want to share my “shouts and hellos” to all of you guys who had involved yourself to this PLAYBOY, the most uproaring nowadays news topic, direct or indirect.

So dear everyone wherever you are, let me be pleased to say:

-Two thumbs up for Tiara Lestari, an Indonesian model who had became a controversial Playboy International version model cover and had realized her mistakes after she saw her beloved mother was terribly in sadness and disappointed knowing her nudity spread all over the world to satisfy male’s hormones. Now, she has reborn herself, promised to her mother to restart her life with her new commitment that she would make a reincarnation of her career- from a sensual to elegant model. Good for her, at least it proves that she is much more morally behave-- cause as she said, all her career success weren’t as worthy as her love to her mother--and of course, as a former sensual and sexy model, later on her beauty and wonderful body will be more “expensive” to be consumed. Realize it or not, she had helpfully helped herself raise her female gender value as a behavior woman. Salute!

- Deepest condolence to Andhara Early.
Don’t you ever realize that your decision on being the first Indonesian Playboy cover model is not upgrading your popularity to be much better? That was too bad, dear. It just turned to be worse. Don’t know what was on your mind when you decided to accept that job, yes there is no nudity on that first edition magazine, but your latest sensational news about your baby (and whoever the father is) that had filled the infotainment spot is still freshly on our mind. So if you want to make a sensation to rise up your popularity, don’t be scared… Just behave, dear. Show your good attitude to be a better one.

- Assalamualaikum to Front Pembela Islam. Don’t want to say too much, but please, where have you been long time a go before Playboy release in Indonesia?! Don’t you ever SEE that there is a lot of cheap tabloid that expose -the wants to be famous- infamous woman with bikini offering her cheap body with cheap photography angle with naïve and uncomfortable to be read headlines standing impolitely in every single newspaper kiosks as far as you can see? Isn’t it contains pornography too? I surely believe that you really know what kind of those cheap tabloids consumer are. Doesn’t it teach them lot of sins? If it does, no wonder that there was lot of sexual criminality happened by those cheap tabloid consumer class. Yes, pornography is one kind of sin, but would you mind if I ask you with honor that if you banned PLAYBOY, you have to banned those tabloids too. Thank you very much.

- Hello to everyone who thinks that pornography is an art. Well, as an artist *hey, I’m a fresh graduate from art and design faculty, I’m a designer, so it means I’m an artist! Ha-ha*, yes, photography is an art. Yes, that God has created His creatures with high value of art. Ladies with their beautiful body, and gentlemen with their masculine shape, oh yes indeed. But if those wonderful God’s art creation appears too much (in this case in photography), it turns to be a pornography rather than art. Why porn? Because it stimulates hormones on a bad way; turns you on so that it couldn’t be called as an art anymore. Art is something that should be appreciated with senses, not with dirty lust.

- Loud yell to all man with stupid and shallow way to release their testosterones. YOU BETTER DIG YOUR OWN CEMETERY FROM NOW ON BECAUSE YOU GUYS DON’T BELONG HERE!! Don’t you have another job besides thinking about your hormones parade??!! Good man doesn’t treat woman as his hormonal objects. Good man treats woman with respect, not lust and dirty fantasy.

- Slap to all ladies who sincerely share herself for free. Over and over again, female is always being male’s object. WAKE UP YOU BITCHES!! God as the best creator ever has created us, female, as a special and extraordinary gorgeous creature to be APPRECIATED with RESPECT. The more you appear yourself cheap, the more lust you done, the more insult and unrespectable thing you got. Think twice.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Serius amat sih maaa... hehee..

2:50 PM, April 20, 2006  
Blogger ilmaffectional said...

Hadooohh.. ini playboy siapa pulaaa yaakkk?! hehehehh... Enak ya cowok banyak "fasilitas".. tunggu aja ya entar, gw mo bikin PLAYGIRL..

Holla wanita2, tar kita juga bisa punya "fasilitas". Asik kan?! hehehe...

2:57 PM, April 20, 2006  
Blogger mitatea said...

ilmaaaaaaaa... wah isi blognya keren banget euy, in english.. mau ah ikut-ikutan, cuma balelol gini englishnya.. hey, jangan lupa lu belum traktir gw dari gaju lu itu hehehe;p

9:12 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger mitatea said...

ilmaaaaa... keren banget isi blog lu, in english pula deui, abdi teh rada teu kahartos hehe.. wah kapan lu ke bandung? inget lu belum traktir gw... hehe;p

9:13 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger damisidharta said...

Percuma lo mau buat majalah playgirl juga... pasti lagi-lagi dikonsumsi sama kaum adam... hahahahaha...

1:20 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger Chad McMillan said...

hi. i saw you made a comment on my site. thanks for stopping in. the arguements you bring up in regard to Playboy are interesting. The events taking place in Indonesia made the news here in the United States. One question, which is often posed/asked in the media is--how do you define pornography? a common answer here-is you know it when you see it. The Sistine Chapel, in Italy, has nudity--but those are paintings. In ancient Greece, they had statues, fully nude lining their streets, and public buildings. In the early Olympiads, all contestants were totally nude. What is my point? I don't have one. I'm just giving examples of cultures-where nudity-or the human form is viewed differently---sometimes with little attention, or concern-where others are entirely shocked by it. For example, go to a beach in France, and the women do not wear tops. To someone not from France, where they do not see this sort of thing--it might be rather interesting/exciting--but to a person living there---they don't even notice. Culture is interesting--so are cultural differences. We have to learn to respect them-for what and who they are----so I'm sorry Playboy opened up over there. I saw the riots on the news... Okay-I'm going to get back to reading your blog.
Cherokee

3:03 AM, April 29, 2006  

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